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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via tentacrueled)

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tyleroakley:

drawing-bored:

Michael Hamm

HOW DO I MAKE HIM LOVE ME?

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Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via larmoyante)

(via wherethesunflowersgrow)

And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.
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nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

(Source: raisaesibet, via morning-alcoholic)

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yourpervert:


In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to  invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain.  So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.
Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was  not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her  village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most  of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation.  Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen,  began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the  approaching army.
When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped  boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will  instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed  with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her  squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.
The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town  but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish  victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of  resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a  stick.
(x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

yourpervert:

In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.

Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.

When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.

The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick.

(x)

That’s one hell of a portrait.

(Source: lady-eboshi)

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oh-so-pleasant:

how many hospital visits do you think st. mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick

(via rowanandphoenixfeather)

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the-fault-in-my-fandoms:

[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]

(Source: siquia, via rowanandphoenixfeather)

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dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via rowanandphoenixfeather)

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

(via tentacrueled)

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jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

(via ohmydearpahlee)

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via telapathetic)

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